thepromaster

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A story about me

Ok so a few weeks ago me and some friends are sitting on the stairs near the school park near my house late at night, I’d say it was around 2 am, maybe. So we’re sitting there, I think the discussion we were having was about people we very much dislike. Just as we were getting to my ex-girlfriend the police arrive so I smile, start laughing jump up in front of my friends and scream, “RUNNNNN!!!!” Not that Im afraid of police but Im sure they would of given us a ticket and I dont need that shit, I run straight ahead, two of my friends go left and the three go up the stairs and run that way. I go in front of the school and hide behind a bush and find my friend and tell him to hide with me. As the police come down the road we continue hiding and they pass us by, dont even slow down. So me and my friend jump out of the bushes and run to my friends house to where my friends car was located, assuming thats where he’d have gone. We wait there for 20 mins and they finally arrive. They found each other while running away and said that the cops were following them, watching them and didnt even stop and ask them were they were going or were they just were. Anyways by this time it was 4 oclock so I went home and went to bed :)

Why I admire Buckethead

Amazing guitarist, always seems to stay fresh and not be too repetitive. Also the fact that he also has that bucket on his head adds a bit of mystery, maybe one day we’ll find out who Buckethead really is and not just the man raised by chickens… Im sure even without the bucket he will still have his shredding powers

Why I admire stanley kubrick

Even though during his career as a director lasted 48 years he only released 16 movies and they’ve all effected my life in someway or another. I dressed up as Alex from Clockwork Orange for Halloween last year and as a matter of fact the first day I saw Clockwork Orange I watched it 3 more times cause I was so amazed that something so vile and violent and disturbing could also be strangely beautyful.

Why I admire Marty Friedman

Because his guitar solos are always so technical, skillful and his way of playing is extremely unique, I can almost immediatly tell when its him playing on a record as opposed to the other guitarist. My favorite metal guitarist without a doubt.

Why I admire George Carlin

George Carlin, to me, is the greatest, funniest comedian of all time. Without him I dont think Id have any sense of humor at all. He is the biggest influence in my life and without his comedy to help me through daily life I dont know what I’d do

Why I admire Dave Mustaine

Because I think he is a pioneer when it comes to metal music and he creates some of the most memorable and skillful riffs ever and he probably is one of the top five metal lyricsists as well. Mustaine will always be one of my heros


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